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SOOOOOOO....

Fri Jul 17, 2009, 9:43 PM
</Awkward.>

Guess...what?

Eh. I need something to get my ass in gear!
And money is cool, I guess, so maybe I thought I'd start opening up...commissions?
Eh?
Ehhh?

Yeah, me neither. At any rate, note me if you're interested and such. Here be mah rules, examples posted soon.


:bulletred: They gon' be priced by:
1. What kind you want
-Chibi
= Blob (half-standard)
= Effort (standard)
-Bust (standard) [link]
-Single Subject (standard)
-Additional subjects (extra)
-Additional Backgrounds (extra)
= Plain color (standard for extra)
= Textured color [link]
= Actual background that looks like something that's not a piece of shit (uber)

and
2. How nice you want it
-Sketch
= Sketchy sketch (half-standard)[aka me not bothering to erase] [link]
= Basic line sketch (standard) [link]
= Shaded sketch [link]
-Lineart
= Basic lines (standard) [link]
= B/W shaded
-Color
= Block colored (standard)
= Cel colored [link]
= FANCY-TYPES (uber)


:bulletorange: I will not draw:
...Actually, I'll pretty much draw anything you want me to if you pay me enough.
-I can't draw Mechs, as much as I wish I could. I've tried. I've failed.
>This includes cars as well, but I'll draw them if I have to
>This does not include Androids, weaponry, or cybernetic enhancements. Them robots is cool.


:bulletyellow: I may fail at:
-Cityscapes I can't get reference for
-Fruit (it's boring, what can I say?)
-Totes realism. I can do semi-realism pretty good, but foreheaded-on realismo ain't mah jig, see?


:bulletgreen: I will not charge you extra for:
-Dynamic posery
-Anything I feel like throwing in extra because I felt like it


:bulletblue: I will charge you extra for:
-Strictly "mature" content. Granted, my interpretation of this term is fairly loose, but if I think it's in need of a censor, you'd best be breakin' that piggy bank. (It's only a couple of bucks, but still)


:bulletpurple: Things you might like to know:
-I draw slow.
-I demand quality from myself, which is part of WHY I'm slow.
-I'm kind of a bitch, but only if I know you.
= Or if you're stupid. Then you're just begging for it.
-I'll draw anything you want, really. Oc, fanart (popular and obscure), Gaia avatar, you name it.


:bulletwhite: Ordering:
1. Note me your commission along with:
-Your specific subject request
-How much work you want me to do on it (shaded lineart chibi, block-colored two-subject, etc.) OR how much you're willing to spend.

2. The speed at which I complete your commission depends on how much work I put into it.
-It'll be a while.
-Pencil sketches are easy, paintings are LABOR-INTENSIVE.
-I'll keep a list of commissions and their status rates up here.

3. When I'm done:
-You have to pay me before you can see it
= Depending on the level, you may need to pay me before I'll agree to do it.
= Either way, pay ASAP.

4 When yallz pay up:
-We'll work out a means of my sending it to you.
= Perhaps I'll snailmail it,
= Perhaps I'll email it,
= Bitch gon' be watermarked.

5. Pricings
-Basic sketches are $10 usd.
-Anything labeled "standard" a level up (sketches > lineart, lineart > color) is +$5. This means that basic lineart is $15 and block color is $20.
-Anything a sublevel up (sketches > shaded sketch, coloring > cel coloring)is only $1. This means that shaded sketches are $11, cel-colored pictures are $21, etc.
-Special labels include Half-standard and Uber. Half-standard is half the price of the standard level, which means that a sketchy sketch is only $5. Uber is a pain in the ass soft-shaded and probably nicely glowing piece of the Coloring sect. It's the most difficult and is thus $45.

BUT THAT'S NOT ALL.
There's also subject types.

-Chibis are cheapest at $7, with blobs at a nice $3.50, busts are $8.50, and single-subjects are $10.
-Extras each cost a half-standard, so you can have:
= Two chibis at $10.50
= Two Singles at $15
= A Single and a Chibi for $13.50
ooh la la~
-Backgrounds are different. When you order, you automatically get no background, but if you want one they cost an extra $2 for color, $3 for colored texture, and $10-$15 extra for Uber, depending on sketch/color/lineart.

But, as I am a reasonable person, I might be persuaded to adjust the prices slightly for you based on your commission. Might.

:target: STATUS WHOOO :target:
1. :iconkikinekogirl: sexy link: coocookachoo!


...Why am I even bothering to write all this shit out?
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  • Listening to: The tortured screams of the commissioned
  • Reading: Emo Louis and his skank Claudia
  • Watching: Flapjack, sooonnnnnnnnn
  • Playing: everyone's favorite internet game: art whore
  • Eating: suuuuuuuuuuuuushiiiii
  • Drinking: Unmarked bottles that have been sitting awhile.

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