</Awkward.>

Guess...what?

Eh. I need something to get my ass in gear!
And money is cool, I guess, so maybe I thought I'd start opening up...commissions?
Eh?
Ehhh?

Yeah, me neither. At any rate, note me if you're interested and such. Here be mah rules, examples posted soon.


They gon' be priced by:
1. What kind you want
-Chibi
= Blob (half-standard)
= Effort (standard)
-Bust (standard) [link]
-Single Subject (standard)
-Additional subjects (extra)
-Additional Backgrounds (extra)
= Plain color (standard for extra)
= Textured color [link]
= Actual background that looks like something that's not a piece of shit (uber)

and
2. How nice you want it
-Sketch
= Sketchy sketch (half-standard)[aka me not bothering to erase] [link]
= Basic line sketch (standard) [link]
= Shaded sketch [link]
-Lineart
= Basic lines (standard) [link]
= B/W shaded
-Color
= Block colored (standard)
= Cel colored [link]
= FANCY-TYPES (uber)


I will not draw:
...Actually, I'll pretty much draw anything you want me to if you pay me enough.
-I can't draw Mechs, as much as I wish I could. I've tried. I've failed.
>This includes cars as well, but I'll draw them if I have to
>This does not include Androids, weaponry, or cybernetic enhancements. Them robots is cool.


I may fail at:
-Cityscapes I can't get reference for
-Fruit (it's boring, what can I say?)
-Totes realism. I can do semi-realism pretty good, but foreheaded-on realismo ain't mah jig, see?


I will not charge you extra for:
-Dynamic posery
-Anything I feel like throwing in extra because I felt like it


I will charge you extra for:
-Strictly "mature" content. Granted, my interpretation of this term is fairly loose, but if I think it's in need of a censor, you'd best be breakin' that piggy bank. (It's only a couple of bucks, but still)


Things you might like to know:
-I draw slow.
-I demand quality from myself, which is part of WHY I'm slow.
-I'm kind of a bitch, but only if I know you.
= Or if you're stupid. Then you're just begging for it.
-I'll draw anything you want, really. Oc, fanart (popular and obscure), Gaia avatar, you name it.


Ordering:
1. Note me your commission along with:
-Your specific subject request
-How much work you want me to do on it (shaded lineart chibi, block-colored two-subject, etc.) OR how much you're willing to spend.

2. The speed at which I complete your commission depends on how much work I put into it.
-It'll be a while.
-Pencil sketches are easy, paintings are LABOR-INTENSIVE.
-I'll keep a list of commissions and their status rates up here.

3. When I'm done:
-You have to pay me before you can see it
= Depending on the level, you may need to pay me before I'll agree to do it.
= Either way, pay ASAP.

4 When yallz pay up:
-We'll work out a means of my sending it to you.
= Perhaps I'll snailmail it,
= Perhaps I'll email it,
= Bitch gon' be watermarked.

5. Pricings
-Basic sketches are $10 usd.
-Anything labeled "standard" a level up (sketches > lineart, lineart > color) is +$5. This means that basic lineart is $15 and block color is $20.
-Anything a sublevel up (sketches > shaded sketch, coloring > cel coloring)is only $1. This means that shaded sketches are $11, cel-colored pictures are $21, etc.
-Special labels include Half-standard and Uber. Half-standard is half the price of the standard level, which means that a sketchy sketch is only $5. Uber is a pain in the ass soft-shaded and probably nicely glowing piece of the Coloring sect. It's the most difficult and is thus $45.

BUT THAT'S NOT ALL.
There's also subject types.

-Chibis are cheapest at $7, with blobs at a nice $3.50, busts are $8.50, and single-subjects are $10.
-Extras each cost a half-standard, so you can have:
= Two chibis at $10.50
= Two Singles at $15
= A Single and a Chibi for $13.50
ooh la la~
-Backgrounds are different. When you order, you automatically get no background, but if you want one they cost an extra $2 for color, $3 for colored texture, and $10-$15 extra for Uber, depending on sketch/color/lineart.

But, as I am a reasonable person, I might be persuaded to adjust the prices slightly for you based on your commission. Might.

STATUS WHOOO
1. sexy link: coocookachoo!


...Why am I even bothering to write all this shit out?
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